asswage


in pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho’s value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.
jim-jam: this ho be slack late, blud. her -sswage is less den carmendy and zircogna. i’m una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
l-ices: seen, seen, blud. zharmay’s -sswage is getting real flo. when she get back from aborting the fetus umma make desoynté bottom b-tch.
jim-jam: seen.

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