Assward


same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

he fell -ssward. he was driving -ssward.
this word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in argentina “para el lado del orto/culo”… which means “really bad”=towards the -ss
how did you do at the exam?
-sswards… i got a 1.

how are you feeling today?
-sswards… i can’t stop feeling sick.
to head in the general directions of booty.
lets go -sswards to the other side of the club.

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