pr-nounced : -ss-ta-nade-iss
adj : extreme laziness to the point where being alive becomes difficult task. any time a task is asked of that person they respond with “i’m on it”.
alternate definition : one who believes the many lies he tells and ends up becoming a lie within a lie within a lie.
i don’t feel like do anything, i think i got the astaneditis.
“i’m the dude whose playing the dude whose disguised as the other dude.”
- cake vulture
the people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. they tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don’t know or care too much about just so they can get out […]
blonde hair, fine -ss and f-ck-ng nice t-ts activities are cruising in shotgun of byers subaru and sucking his d-ck. a: yo look at asuth over there ima tap that -ss b:nah man byers got that taken care of.
the luxury version of certain holdens (usually commodore) full options. “wow thats nice interior” “are your windows electric?” “listen d-ckhead, this is a ‘calais’ everything is electric and fully weapon.” defined as an all rounder person; funny, bubbly, caring and very pretty. they are always up for a laugh and have a naughty side and […]
- a tim
a tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny. named after a friend’s dad (called tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners does anyone know where peterhead is? aye, its on peter’s shoulders aww that was a tim put the kettle on but it […]
someone’s second name or also known as a place in the united kingdom. all caldicott’s are s-x g-ds, and love to have a girlfriend. caldicott’s stick together and destroy anyone in their tracks. if it’s staying in and getting absolutely rat–rs-d, or going out in the town, caldicott’s are always up for it. isn’t the […]