Astrid Haven


astrid haven is a cult rock band from north carolina. while the music may be explicit what comes with the band is something that can never be destroyed, family. a family that no matter how hard all is vanity (aiv, the piece of cr-p band that was formed by ex-members of astrid haven who need to grow up and stop their stupid, pointless bickering) tries can never be seperated. astrid haven has been reworked from the ground up, a rebirth. and just to make things clear, astrid manipulates no one, he simply entertains people.
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