Astronaut Helmet

materials required:

1. clear plastic trash bag
2. duct tape
3. -n-l orifice

definition: the act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person’s head and -n-lly sodomizing them until either -rg-sm or hyperventilation.
steph: “oh my god i’ve had such crazy s-x in my life!”
kourtney: “what happened steph? it sounds so g-dd-mn amazing.”
steph: “the most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! lucky i -rg-smed first, but either way my face would have looked just like niel armstrong!”
natalie: “wow, i want one of those!!”

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