Asturflute


n: a term defining two heteros-xual males that have reached such a high level of friendship that both parties have admitted that, in due time, they will take part in fully consentual s-xual intercourse; p-wned by ‘the levels of friendship between two heteros-xual males’.
how good of friends are they?
oh them?! asturflutes.
geet.

do you understand that you just admitted to us having s-x?!
we’re asturflutes!

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