atomic bitch-slap


a b-tch slap in which the one delivering starts with his or her hand below the waist.
rubbernecker #1: “oh, sh-t! that poor b-st-rd just got b-tch slapped!”
rubbernecker #2: “no, no, my friend. that was an atomic b-tch-slap. notice how that poor b-st-rd’s -ssailant pulled his hand all the way below his waist before letting loose? man, he’s gonna need to put some ice on that.”

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