Atomic Turd


the event of an unmovable m-ssive sh-t, usually caused from drug binging, or just having sh-tty digestion.

atomic t-rds are known to hurt.
“man, after i snorted that line of gack, i didn’t poo for a week, what an atomic t-rd!”

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