a cosmic douchebag.
how atosian of them to tell you on friday that you have to work on the weekend.
person who beats their meat nonstop. friend 1: -walks in on friend gerkin his jerkin- bro ew, stop being a shurrod! friend 2: stfu!
- canadian bayonet
take your erect p-n-s and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what i mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your p-n-s, you feed the canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s) we […]
dorrell is a male person normally a black person who thinks there hard and they will beat you up for no reason so don’t be freinds with a dorrell dorrell is a roadman
- moral dilemma
a situation with various options. you can’t choose any of these over any other because your morals prevent you. can just be a meaningless statement. moral dilemmas are good because they force you to think more deeply about your possible choices. “i can’t decide to whether to vote for hilary, donald, or not to vote […]
shayzal is an amazing person who always has your back and she’s a great friend. hilarious af and gorgeous and she’s also cold but hot so there’s equilibrium. i hope i can reach the same level of homeostasis as shayzal when i grow up.