attention john
n., a person who gives an attention wh-r- what he or she wants the most. this kind of person is required to keep the whole attention prost-tution enterprise going.
example:
attention wh-r- posts a picture of perfect semi-nude body with caption, “n-body <3 me cuz im 2 fat. ;("
attention john comments, "no, baby, you're beautiful in every way! i'm sure you are smart and kind and honest, too!"
a person who humors the attention wh-r- by giving him or her exactly what he or she wants - attention. in essence, the attention john gives the attention wh-r- business, much like a regular wh-r--john relationship.
jeb: poor bobby had an asthma attack when the elevator became stuck.
fran: it wasn't real. he faked it. he doesn't even have asthma!
jeb: i won't listen to this! i'm going to go comfort bobby and wait on him for the rest of the day!
fran: you are such an attention john!
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