this is the creator of the dating app tinder. when you want to refer to the person who made this horrific app, call him attinder !!! and you can blame attinder for all your failed relationships and dates. not that attinder has either.
dammit, no one swipes right on me, attinder!!
- lunar landing
the act of having s-x doggy style, then pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on her cottage cheese cellulite. aka moon crater creampie. i gave kim kardashian an lunar landing! the act of having s-x doggy style, then pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on her cottage cheese cellulite. aka moon crater creampie. i gave kim kardashian an lunar […]
- bug splat
a humorous term of art used by military drone operators to describe the remains of a human obliterated by a h-llfire missile the military slang for a man killed by a drone strike is “bug splat,” since viewing the body through a grainy-green video image gives the sense of an insect being crushed.
- The Juneau Effect
the feeling or need to turn everything into some sort of math problem. my algebra teacher often falls victim to the juneau effect.
- sock on door knob
means we’re f-cking don’t come in. tod is i’m there. no don’t go in there is a sock on door kn-b. oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.
a sh-tvite is short for “sh-tty invite”, an invite to do something you don’t want to do. it can be an invite under false pretense or a trick to have you do something you normally wouldn’t do. i got a sh-tvite from tom this weekend.. he invited me over to help him move out of […]