Auction Stalking


watching an auction that you never intend to partic-p-te in, just to see how high it will go.
person 1: yo! i can’t believe that cup went for $150 on ebay!

person 2: how do you know it went that high?

person 1: shoot, i was auction stalking it all night!

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