1. n. a german automaker specializing in luxury sports cars. the logo consists of four interlocking circles.
2. adj. or v. to leave, or to be leaving.
1. the audi tt quatro is one of the better cars in existance.
2. i’m audi. see ya!
a fine german automobile manufacturer. audi dates back to the very first days of cars. the symbol of four interlocking rings is representative of the four companies, audi, horch, wanderer, and dkw that came together to form first the auto union, and, finally, audi. audis are most famous for their interiors and quattro all wheel drive, both of which are the best in the buisness. audis are also commended for their superb handeling characteristics and fun driving experience. the audi ur quattro of the early 1980’s was the first non-offroad car to offer all wheel drive, and it completely dominated the rally scene. other motorspots achievements for audi include the r8 and r10’s victory of the famous le mans car race. audis are comparable in price and performance to bmw and mercedes. because of quattro, many audis are owned in northern climates where their driving joys can be enjoyed all year round. audi interiors are the benchmark that other companies attempt to match. audi is fully owned by the company volkswagen and owns the exotic car manufacturer lamborghini. many of audis advancements are spread to these other companies while the most sporting of audis can boast engines developed by lamborghini. audi is based in the german city of ingolstadt.
person 1: dude did you see what that sick car was, it was so sweet…i want one!!
person 2: that, my friend was and audi rs4
person 1: rob the jewelery store and tell them make me an audi.
simply one of the finest automotive breeds in the world. audi a8 takes the crown in the luxury division, imo.
and so, another audi wins the lemans 24 hours for the fifth year straight.
the best cars out. a4’s might just be the hottst cars in the world, next to a s4 of course. the only people who dont like em are the people who cant even afford one.
“look, shareef got an a4”
“my civic could beat him”
…”shut up b-tch.”
an amazing car. i have an a4. they are awesome. hondas and ricers suck, f-ck you. my audi will leave your -ss in the dust. quattro all the way.
did you see john’s audi?
my pimped out honda could kill it.
f-ck you, you stupid -ss ricer.
most comfort car i’ve ever drive. better than merc.
i am an audi
dying nearly every game, l_clan_audi quickly became popular for being one of the worst age of empires ii players in the world, other players quickly coined the expression audi to express how bad a person’s performance was in a certain game.
tobias_funke> wtf i’m 2v1 all game
poz_lover> sorry i audi
see stfu – h-m-nym for stfu (shut the f-ck up) stifoo u friggin noob the phonetic pr-nonciation of “stfu,” or “shut the f-ck up.” guy 1: “hey man, justion bieber is an awesome singer!” guy 2: “dude, what are you talking about??? stifoo!”
- Sticky Hampson
the art of rubbing your p-n-s on a girls back when she denies you s-x. example one claudia: how was your date with dave last night? steph: yeah it was going great, i stayed at his, i said i didnt want to have s-x yet and then he gave me a sticky hampson. gross. example […]
- misting the lizard
slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana. origin: care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure… but people need care, too. “is byron on the phone?” “ya, he’s talking to some girl and misting the lizard.” “what?” “ya, byron’s been misting his […]
a hiot is a bit sh-t “i dont like this food, its a bit hiot” “your hiot!” “oh hiot!”
se-bur-ge-ni-sima school of thought of the early 21st century. its founder christopher burgess developed his theories through intense observation of his environment. followers believe in a world free of ignorance and stupidity. sarcasm is highly valued and often reaches levels at which most people cannot comprehend. the doctrines and beliefs are unrecorded and often change. […]