audio startle
when you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you’ve got mail,weatherbug, etc) scares the cr-p out of you. can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)
i was already sitting on a p–p kn-b when i received an audio startle that made me soil myself.
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