Jewperman
a jew with exceptional intercourse prowess.
i hooked up with this jewish guy last night, i came seventeen times. he was friggin jewperman.
a male of jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as jew view), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a cr-p load of spin.
if anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the dsm-iv-tr they have a birthright disorder known as jewper man.
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