Audit Chat
the systematic, meticulous and highly persuasive bullsh-t that is said or written when an auditor doesn’t have or cannot be bothered to provide a legitimate logic for the rationale they have used for an audit methodology.
dude, just give it some audit chat, always does the trick
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