the belief that everything has an artistic meaning. this disease commonly affects hipsters and tumblr users.
person 1: this painting is art and the wall it’s on is art and my reaction to it is art… etc.
person 2: no you’re just artistic. you have aurtism.
- rusty hand job
fist your partners -sshole then reach around and give them a hand job. i totally gave jimmy a rusty hand job for his birthday after he took a dump.
- d*ck fanta
rather yellow urine that resembles the soft drink fanta, because one didn’t drink enough liquid. – “dude, i’m bursting, i think i’ll have a d-ck fanta.” – “sure, down the hall to the left.”
nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack after leaving the soup kitchen, daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. that night he ate a hobo-thanksgiving.
generally a nice guy with a lot of friends. he has a lot more girl friends than guy friends. he has problems with teachers. tall and slender or over weight. sometimes can’t take a hint . annie: wow last night that cedarian wouldn’t take a hint that i’m not interested carly: wow same that happened […]
- drove me
to anger someone. to p-ss off. i got all the way to the store and realized i didn’t have my wallet! that sh-t drove me son.