a beautiful girl with a gorgeous smile fat -ss baby girl thick as f-ck. she’s smart and full of surprises with lips soft as cotton couldn’t miss her if you walked p-ss she smells good as h-ll. she’ll make you fall in love with out trying. the loyal type of chick.
hey that’s austian fine -ss.
have you seen austian?
someone who only has three fingers and/or toes. i’m a lafiggero
taking the long way home. why don’t you re-route from the inevitable dead end disgraceway path to nowhere you’re pimple headed in.
- no jumpin in the sewer
just…don’t jump in the sewer tho. ok, in all serious, no jumpin’ in the sewer is a non-reoccurring catchphrase by rick sanchez in the iconic modern cartoon rick and morty. “remember kids, no jumpin’ in the sewer!”
- gump zone
similar to the friend zone, where one person (usually a woman) keeps a member of the opposite s-x available as a safety net for a potential future relationship, a fallback to provide for the person and/or their children in case the prospects for a better relationship all fall through (ie better looking, more money). the […]
- i hate myself and want to die
the name of a kick-ss song by nirvana. the t-tle was sarcastic and was also going to be the t-tle of their final alb-m in 1993, t-tled in utero. this song’s t-tle is know very screwed up because kurt was murdered in 1994. i hate myself and want to die is a great song.