Austrian Slider
the act of doing an extreme workout and masturbating using the sweat produced by said workout.
i heard that body builder over there uses his sweat to do the austrian slider!
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when asians m-st-rb-t- to math equations instead of p-rn oh check that shawn zhang masturbating and j-zzing his pants in cl-ss with no p-rn. he must be so imaginative nah man the dude j-zzes at that quadratic equation on the board. it’s called masturquation
- Ignite the group chat
to send your’s, or someone else’s nudes, to the group chat. ignite the group chat d-ck pic nudes
- I don't really care to be honest
something said when you have lost an argument to make it look like the thing doesn’t matter to you person 1: …and that’s why i’m smarter than you person 2: i don’t really care to be honest
- Jawsturbate
1. to m-st-rb-t- while in water to someone who is also in the water. 2. to surprise m-st-rb-t- someone while in water. 1. “yo dude charmina looks so freaking hot swimming in her bathing suit. i’m gonna go to the far end of the pool and jawsturbate to her. brb.” 2. “charmina saw me rubbing […]
- Jessica Pond
1. a woman who will blow as much d-ck as possible until she gets whats she wants. 2. a woman who will sleep with any man until she gets what she wants. 3. a self proclaimed wh-r-. the teacher won’t give me an a, i better step my jessica pond game up. my boyfriend wont […]