Auto Dad
someone who has become a dad (auto dad) from dating a milf
tokenss: hey neng, hey scape i just became a auto dad for the 11th time this week, the next milf is ultimamom wooooo
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- Autoism
when people discriminate against the type of car you drive. “hey bro, see that guy pulling up in his pimp truck. better call the condo -ssociation president to tow it.” trucks don’t beong in our condo, because even though we think it’s the ritz…newsflash…it’s not, that is autoism!
- avrilsguitarist
member in avril’s band who plays guitar so she only has to pretend to. teenage fan: “like omg avril is such an awesome guitar player, and she like totally taught herself how to play.” disgruntled realist: “no you puppet monkey paramecium, she f-cked that ugly -ss guy in the band who plays guitar,avrilsguitarist, hence she […]
- Emo Gambit
a practice often used by teenagers and the emotionally unstable/immature where the threat of suicide is employed to either prevent a break-up, or begin a relationship, with someone who is clearly uninterested. i really need to break things off with him, since he’s getting clingy, but i don’t want him throwing an emo gambit.
- Boner Vaulting
the sport of utilizing one’s b-n-r to vault over obstacles. same as pole vaulting except for the use of your own b-n-r to complete the vault. two toddlers were punished for b-n-r vaulting into the bath tub.
- be cool
to chill out, to not act a fool. using whatever means necessary to avoid drama, confrontations. “dude, that guy’s mad-d-gg-ng me!” “be cool, man. he’s strapped.” people who are not cool but wanna be; people who try way too hard to act cool; unoriginal/fake people hey that kid always tries to act cool to mix […]