auto erotic barneyfication
auto erotic barneyfication is a s-xual gratification term that arose out of the underground s-x party scene in berlin, germany in the late 1990s. it involves (generally) men who like to dress up as barney the purple dinosaur & engage in s-xual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a t-rex.
i met this guy at the halloween party dressed as barney the dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until i walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing bjs. it transpires this dude is a pract-tioner of auto erotic barneyfication
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