when the software of a messaging application causes confusion or hampers the readability a sentence by automatically correcting perceived errors. this often results in a textfusion, a fail or gibberish text.
josh: you want to go to that concert in august?
michel: if we’re not running then walk then yeah.
josh: i don’t know what that means.
michel: all i’m ear but snow.
josh: i’m getting some wicked autocorrect interference… i’ll call you in a bit.
s-x: when you’re spooning, and the big spoon has a p-n-s. this morning, we were totally lazy about doin’ it so i just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.
a derogatory term for someone being sick, due to alcohol, less than one hour into a party. the term is usually used to offend someone who drinks too much, rather than someone who is a lightweight. john got so p-ssed that he was sick less than an hour into lucy’s party – he was absolutely […]
acronym for best couple friends. two couples that are best friends and do everything together like double date and that kinda stuff. couple 1: “i wonder what our bcf are doing right now” couple 2: “we’re legit right next to you guys, when aren’t we?” best cousin forever “cori is haley’s bcf. they only hang […]
- Beef Hide
an excessively dangly, thick, meaty foreskin on an uncirc-mcised p-n-s. roger’s boyfriend loves his beef hide. the excess allows them to shnoodle and requires no stretching.
- Birdtown butt plug
when a dirty girl from robbinsdale wants to stick her thumb up your -ss and then wants to smell her thumb. guy 1 that girl sarah wanted to give me a birdtown b-tt plug last night. guy 2 she looks like someone who would try that. so you do it then? guy 1 no doubts, […]