autoerotic
autoerotic is the practice of stimulating oneself s-xually.the most common autoerotic practice is masturbation, and the two terms are often used as synonyms, although masturbation can also occur with a partner.
how was your date?
very bad so i went to the home and did some autoerotic by myself.
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