an -rg-sm caused by seeing a very nice automobile.
man: “oh godd.” -ahhhh- “autogasm” -ahhhuhh-
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– a 100% guaranteed female -rg-sm caused by trial and error with different positions with her partner to figure which one makes her c-m the quickest and most often. a couple will start in this position to get her -rg-sm out of the way quickly to allow for the male to finish when ever he pleases, not worrying yet if he had pleased the woman yet.
jackie: “so, how did it go with mark last night after you left? did you f-ck him? was he good?”
beth: “well, he was a pretty drunk, so instead of risking him c-mming early, or going soft on me, i went for my autogasm position right away to ensure i at least was satisfied. i am sure he is bragging to all his buddies today about what a stud he is even though i got myself off on his c-ck while he just laid there did nothing…”
therese: “bill, i am so happy we heard about the autogasm when we did. one more round with you not getting me off would have ended it. now i don’t care that you blow your load after 4 minutes like usual….”
neighbor dan: “h-llo neighbor john. your gr-ss is looking greener than usual, but you don’t look so happy. what’s wrong.”
john: “well, jill decided she wanted to try something new in bed. i told her skipping the autogasm wasn”t a good idea, and now she is all p-ssed off cause i came before she did last night….”
neighbor dan: “well, to be honest with you, i think by ‘try something new in bed’ she meant ‘someone new’. trust me buddy, she got off last night alright! look on the bright side though, she has a few new autogasm positions now so you are good to go again!”
when a female automatically -rg-sms after seeing either an attractive male, a p-n-s, or for the bis-xuals and lesbians, an attractive female or v-g-n-
female 1 :”omg, look at the guy that just walked in.”
-female 2 turns and looks and all of a sudden starts panting and -rg-sms”
female 1: did you just autogasm?
female 2: that took less than a second
verb: the act of looking yourself up on google, to see, for the sake of your ego, how many websites appear relating to you. one types in their full name in quotation marks. works well if you have an unusual name, and badly for a common name! “i autogoogled the other day, and over 100 […]
- Auto Sex
1. to m-st-rb-t- (have s-x with yourself). auto = self and s-x = s-x. 2. to have s-x with an automobile. auto = automobile and s-x = s-x. 1. auto s-x in bed in quite normal. 2. auto s-x in the garage means you’re seriously f-cked.
italian word for “f-ck you”, used in the north person 1: go make me a pizza dego. person 2: avaffanculo!
- Average User
a term sometimes used by wannabe geeks in a derogatory sense to add credence to their questionable knowledge. yes, it has extended functionalities and api’s and it’s a logical progression, but there’s still nothing to get super excited about. average user won’t notice the difference.
have to are you comin to the party tonight? nah, i avta do my homework.