automosexual
a person who is s-xually attracted to cars and/or other vehicles (not to be confused with autos-xual).
“woah! look at that sweet camaro!”
“why the f-ck do you have such a b-n-r for cars? f-ckin’ automos-xual.”
a person who is s-xually attracted to cars in place of males and females. often considered to be gay, s/he does not enjoy any s-xual or intimate contact with other people.
(insert name) just saw this bentley and had an -rg-sm. he is so automos-xual.
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