a pathetic attempt to cover up the loneliness of being single by suggesting a person is happily dating themselves
tired of the effort it takes to attract another person and maintain a relationship she has become an autoromantic and takes herself out on dates. then she comes home and tells her cats all about it. it should go without saying but she’s also autos-xual because she can’t dare say she m-st-rb-t-s. that would just be crude.

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