autosarcophagy
the act of eating one’s own flesh. comes from latin: auto for self, sarco for flesh, and phagy for eating.
investigator 1: the man attempted autosarcophagy to free his hand from the shackles.
investigator 2: what’s that mean?
investigator 1: go in and find out.
investigator 2: ok…. holy motherf-cking sh-t!
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