the unfortunate condition where the head is shaped like an avacado. also results in a slimy discharge from most orafices which smells like mouldy nachos mixed with faeces.
“that guy stinks like an avacado head!”
- avid hiker
1.the hiking version of a “poser”, they don’t enjoy nature, they just race up the trails at 6am to show off to their white collar co-workers the following monday and har-ss other hikers on the trail for being newbies and not in shape, even though the other hikers are just relaxing. 2. fitness freaks who […]
1. the feeling of being physically hit by the awesomeness of something, may lead to dizziness. 2. like awesome, but more so. 1. when he finally realised he was really going to candy mountain he was totally aweslammed. 2. omg it’s candy mountain! that is so aweslam!
- elevator escape clause
the act of byp-ssing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to -ssociate or make small talk with. often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the […]
a person that is full of gossip. a person that is continuesly gossiping or poking their nose into other people’s business with the intent to create more gossip can be known as gossipful.
this is the phonetic spelling of lmao used by internet chatters and online gamers who have become bored with using the cl-ssic acronyms. ellemayo was created in the spirit and boredom of words like lawl and roffel etc. for some reason it seems easier to type too =d dare to be different. nubsauce: i just […]