a type of heuristic (mental shortcut, as opposed to algorithm) that involves using the most mentally immediate information.
alternatively, a shortcut in mate selection in which one chooses whoever happens to be available.
i fell prey to my availability heuristic in deciding which restaurant to go to. subway again, i guess.
- umbilical cord
when you f-ck a girl in the belly b-tton while licking her t-ts 1: i umbilical corded her last night. 2: you’re a weird motherf-cker, dave.
- stink muff
a dirty ,smelly p-ssy!!! i just banged your mom and her rat stink m-ff!
- hott cheese
synonym for j-zz commonly used in wisconsin and other parts of the midwest. freddy got his hott cheese all over my face last night. way to go freddy.
- lindsay ilkay
the hottest girl to walk the grounds of the earth. she is smarter than thomas edison and dumber than no one. she is more gorgeous than helon of troy. everybody wants to be lindsay ilkay “oh boy look at that lindsay ilkay, what a f-cking hottie. i want that girl she is the hottest girl […]
when you’ve being boston pancaked and then you perform a g–ts- only to get a foot inserted in your -ss and receive a donkey punch that knocks you out. then you wake up and look in the mirror to realise you’ve received a dirty sanchez but no reach around but you still have a rock […]