Awesome Blossom



the curvature of a woman’s br–sts as they “blossom” out from a low cut shirt.

low cut shirt + push up bra = awesome blossom
low cut shirt + bustiere = awesome blossom
low cut shirt + huge br–sts = awesome blossom
man, did you see the awesome blossoms on jeniffer love hewitt and pamela anderson at elton john’s 2006 oscar party?

paris hilton ain’t got no awesome blossom.
a word close to cool and stellar. an awesome blossom is an awesome moment in time where it is past and over cool and stellar. everything is right when awesome blossom applys.
i just got an a+ on my math test. i just won the lottery. my girlfriend is not pregnant. awesome blossom!
the act of having a threesome with three very attractive italian sisters.
did you hear? kyle just did an awesome blossom. what a hero.
the gayest word that anyone could ever use.
that was so awesome blossom
cool, awe inspiring, great.
“that game is totally awesome blossom.”

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