1: to have had something awesome just happen to you <”wow, i just totally got awesomed!”> 2a: to have witnessed something awesome <”dude, that totally awesomed me.”> 2b: to be used in lieu of “that was awesome” <”awesomed.”>
i just saw a girl-fight at the mall between two catholic school girls, and it totally awesomed me.
verb. past tense.

to do something extremely violent to oneself for a cheap laugh.
marvin: i got p-ss-d off and slammed my face 7 times into the cutlery drawrer

tim: you mean you just awesomed!

marvin: i don’t like that you’re dating my mom…

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