cum conditioned
when the girl (or guy if gay) has say if and how you can -j-c-l-t-.
similar to c-m conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
scenario #1
guy #1 “man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me c-m in her mouth half the time she gives me bl-w j-bs”
guy #2″brah she has he majorly c-m conditioned, she isn’t doing her job. its a bl-w j-b, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a sl-t and kicked to the curb”
scenario #2
girl #1 “whats up girlfriend, i was having s-x with my bf and i already c-m so i made him stop before he could c-m.
girl num 2 “lolz gf, u got him com conditioned”
scenario #3
guy #1″i was getting this sick blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could c-m, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. it was so awesome.”
guy #2 “lol she has you c-m conditioned u poon, you c-m in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise”
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