if a crumb cake had s-x with a coffee cake and had a baby, and that baby had a threesome with bread and granola and cannabis, their baby would be awesomeloaf.
my favorite thing to eat for breakfast is hot awesomeloaf. that sh-t is amazeb-lls.
the worst timing possible. this test is the murphiest.
- johnald crump
a version of donald trump that has descended into the god realm. person 1: my dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot. person 2: oh yeah? well my dad is the great johnald crump. he can smite you down in an instant. person 1: oh. ok.
- pussy stunt
when you go out and fool people into thinking you’re a woman. mama dragun’s always p-ssy stunting and stealing everyone man up in these streets but little do they know…
the weird girl who looks very gothic chic in the back of the room. she’s quiet but when you get to know her, she’s your best friend. but watch out because this seemingly sweet thang can be vicious when fought with. her ferocity continues romantically as well. kaytlenn is the hidden gem everyone has been […]
a person who is stupid,slow,r-t-rded, d-mn wyane is a f-cking moe,moe.