Awesometrist
the highly esteemed profession of judging the amount of awesomeness a person, object, or situation possesses. often takes many years of training to achieve such a status.
the most common tool used in this practice is an awesometer
(pr-nounced: awe-som-a-trist)
before we started the stunt, we got an awesometrist to judge it so we could accurately tell everyone how awesome it was.
an awesometrist often uses the song “do you believe in a thing called love” by the darkness and videos of freerunning to tune his awesometer.
jackie, billy, and lesley, all being awesometrists, went to the movie theater to watch a special airing of fight club to calibrate their awesometers.
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