any process by which steps are taken to mitigate the awkwardness of a situation.
sulty: “that was mad awks; they think i’m conservative but they saw me giving my hot manager a ride to the train.”
cool guy: “instead of ignoring them and making it more awks, you could have tried an awksidation reduction and explained that she was your manager.”
sulty: “you’re right. now they think i’m really liberal.”
- awkward zoo
the collection of all of the awkward animals. each animal within the awkward zoo has its own awkward physical motion to make any awkward situation, more awkward, in hopes to make it less awkward, but usually just makes you look like an idiot. situation: running into your neighbor in then lobby of your apartment after […]
a f-ck up expression of crazed typo activity, describing a great, awesome, exciting moment. wtf. dude, that was awreose. it’s so hip, happening, it’s totally awreose.
relatively more awesome than awesomistic, the absence of an “e” adding coolness i am so much more awsomistic than you are.
awsome & mostest you are the awsumosest women i have ever seen
- axe bunny
similar to a “badge bunny”, meaning that the woman (or man) only is attracted to firefighters due to the fact that they are firefighters. “why does your girlfriend always hang out at the station?” “total axe bunny dude.”