Awkward Bird


a more fun version of awkward turtle. involves someone flapping their arms like wings and cawing when something awkward happens.
in a restaurant:
girl 1: omg, i had soooo much to drink, i got drunk on two bacardi breezers

girl 2 to girl 3 behind menu: -does awkward bird and caws-

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