awkward branch



a friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarr-ssment because of it. it is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. also, may have been home-schooled.
nate: “can you imagine peter having s-x?”
kellee: “no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny p-n-s”

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