Awkward Coma


the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation
“i’m breaking up with my boyfreind, so if i’m not in school tomorrow you’ll know i’ve fallen into an awkward coma :/”
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where it’s so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.
i could tell he was in a awkward coma because everytime i asked him what’s wrong he’d say ‘aaawwwkkkkwarddddd’ all wide-eyed and not move.

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