Awkward Cooter


-awkward moment

-much more awkward than the “awkward turtle”

-should only be used for the most awkward of times.
“awkward cooter”

-getting hit on by the same s-x. (only if not gay)

-three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (life guard drama)

-just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous awkward cooter.

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