Awkward Crow
the result of an awkward situation in which the topic is misunderstood or ignored by the other person. signalled by the joining of thumbs, extension of fingers to create a bird like shape, raising them over one’s head, making the sounds of a crow.
a boy and girl are sat together:
boy: it wouldn’t make any difference if i ate anything off your body, you’re so flat chested it’d be like eating off of the table.
girl looks vacant. boy signals the awkward crow…
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