Awkward Tornado
– used an awkward turtle can’t/won’t break the awkwardness of a situation.
– person verbally states that the current situation is an “awkward tornado.”
– if used correctly, the awkward “cloud” should disappear, and the members of the situation should begin to converse, thus eliminating said awkwardness.
silence-
person #1: dude, its like an awkward tornado in here
persons #2, 3, 4, 5: ah, yes it is
-conversation begins.
similar concept to an awkward turtle , an awkward tornado is when one puts their hands out to either side, and spins around whilst shouting “awkward turtle” at the top of their lungs, to diffuse tension in a super awkward situation.
used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn’t enough.
the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.
brett: hey check that milf over there, she’s well fit. i so would.
will: dude… that’s my mum.
geoff: awkward tornado!
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