Awl
a pointed tool for marking surfaces or for punching small holes
“truly, sir, all that i live by is with the awl… i am, indeed, sir, a surgeon to old shoes; when they are in great danger, i recover them.”
julius caeser
the biggest tool of them all. because it’s the most useless tool in the toolbox.
“omg, that guy was such an awl. he couldn’t tell his -ss from a hole in the ground.”
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