the greatest up-and-coming band of the now. with songs such as “sail” and “not your fault” they will soon be on top. their sound is a sort of mix of techno and mainstream that sounds very cool. they have one released alb-m and one coming out; “back from earth” and “megalithic symphony”
mitch: dude did you hear that new awolnation song?
alec: how couldn’t i? it was awesome!
techno mainstream awesome
probably the greatest band to come out during 2010-2011. their sound can be described as dark electronic pop/rock. their best (and most popular) song to date is “sail”, which was released in february of 2011 as a single and in march of 2011 on the alb-m megalithic symphony. the song consists of a haunting beat and many nonsensical lyrics–among them “blame it on my add, baby”-which is coincidentally everyone’s favorite facebook status update during the past month. other songs include “guilty filthy soul”, “it’s not your fault”, and “burn it down.” awolnation is the solo project of former under the influence of giants and hometown hero lead vocalist aaron bruno.
ashley: “hey, have you heard the song ‘sail’ by awolnation?”
shelby: “oh yeah, i love that song! aaron bruno’s voice is the s-x.”
hayley: “wow i thought that marilyn manson sang that song. silly me.”
when i went to the doctor complaining of ear pain, he said that i needed to stop listening to my music so loud…so i got right in his face and yelled “sail!”
so outragously cool that is full of awsomenasity.
- A zebra doesn't eat apples
“a zebra doesn’t eat apples” is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the cr-p. guy: hey, guess what. i slept with your sister last night guy2: oh shut up, a zebra doesn’t eat apples.
adjective; when something makes you feel delicious, or when something feels delicious, it’s feelicious my new boots are so soft and snuggly and warm, they are absolutely feelicious! this cashmere sweater is feelicious! the haagen dasz green tea honey vanilla ice cream is mmm, feelicious! making out with my honey is pretty feelicious these days!
- Red Fox Hollow
when you’re doing a pregnant chick, prefferably near birth, you pull out and insert a live red fox into her v-g-n-. the fox then eats the fetus. i got my girlfriend pregnant, but she’s pro-life. i think i’m going to have to give her the old red fox hollow.
re-evil (v.): when a person returns an evil favour, as revenge. only valid when the original action was malicious in intent. if you code something evil into a program, say for example, a nasty trick that formats your harddrive as a copy-protection measure, chances are a hacker will discover it and re-evil you.