awwwww
-a phrase used to express joy, shock, disappointment
-used in reaction to great surprise
-used when something cute happens
-most commonly: a phrase that natalie uses all the time in the most ridiculous situations. it realeases a very high-pitched frequency, so high that the bears in alaska peak over to california to see what that noise was. only cool people and alaskan bears can hear it.
note: this phrase can be used only in instances similar to the following examples. non-compliance may result in fine, imprisonment, and/or a lisp.
exception: natalie p. can use this phrase whenever she wants. because she’s cooler than you. and she already has a lisp anyway, so it’s okay.
mr o’connor: so… anyone seen any good movies currently in theatrical release?
natalie: awwwww!
matt: omg natalie your hair is on fire!!!!
natalie: awwwww!
-my name is peter.
-awwwww!
-i broke my toe.
-awwwww!
-i need to go pee.
-awwwww!
-dude i just had the best burrito.
-awwwww!
matt: hey remember that religion test?
natalie yeah…
matt: wasn’t it hard?!
natalie: that’s what she said awwwww!
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