B-Chevron


a rather desperate and over-emotional mid-p-b-scent. a b-chevron is typically untalented, cheesy and incapable of landing a girl unless his friends set him up with one (a b-chevron will naturally obtain cooler friends attempting to make itself look more appealing). most b-chevrons contain v-g-n-s and have an excess amount of estrogen.

warning: b-chevrons are extremely clingy and will fall into a delusional fantasy that they are dating people they met several hours beforehand. common signs of this obsessive behavior include requests for marriage the next day.
-“can we get married on facebook to remember our night together?”
-“stop being a b-chevron”

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