facepimp


the act of trying to sell something or advertise your business on facebook.
1. i need to sell my golf clubs. maybe i should facepimp on facebook to see if anyone wants them.

2. i should let my friends know i’m starting a new career in interior decorating. i should start to facepimp while waiting for my real advertising to start up.

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