b-day
an abbreviation for birthday
let’s throw stacy a surprise b-day party!
4 more definitions
b-day
1. short for birthday
2. something you use to clean your crack after a rather messy sh-t
“happy b-day son”
“ahhh why use toilet paper jimmy when you can spray warm water around your soiled ring piece”
beyonce’s amusingly t-tled second alb-m.
“i’ve just cleaned my -rs- out using the b’day, the gatefold sleeve came in particularly handy”
a newly released alb-m from superstar beyonce’.
vma’s 2006:
“beyonce’ will hit the stage and perform her new single
‘ring the alarm’ off her highly antic-p-ted alb-m b’day.”
an excuse to get some free p-ssy
“it’s my b-day wanna f-ck”
“how bout a nice b-day f-ck for steve”
“u kno what a good present for my b-day would be kelcie? (some p-ssy)”
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