babeidge
s-xy, genius, brilliant, intelligent, silly, witty, extremely open, honest, p-ssionate, independent, loyal, patriotic, crazy, obsessive, r-t-rded, spiritual, laugh out loud funny, legs & neck & shoulders to die for, wild, nasty, dirty, raunchy, gaseous, primal, bed sheets, towels, hot & cold flashes, b-tchy, itchy, loving, caring, thoughtful, wonderful, kind, kind to a fault, technology (not), phone problems, taller, hair, tank tops, phenomenal br–sts, tweezers, time management, coupons, friendship, prideful, kraken, firey, be still, humility, helmcat (sff), tourette syndrome, a mind-numbing, body-tingling, genital-swelling, filthy dirty nasty,addictive, marathon running, hard, fast, toe curling, mulit-rg-smic, -rg-smatronic, oh god, oh god, and this coming from an atheist kind of s-x
hey babeidge, you rock my world.
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