Baby Batter Blizzard
after coming home from dairy queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their dq blizzard in the freezer for later. you pull a fast one and -j-c-l-t- into their blizzard mix it around and put it back.
jillian: charlie, i’ll be right back, i have to pick up my mother at the airport. can you take care of the dogs and please don’t eat my dairy queen!
charlie: yeah no problem.(takes out phone to call frank)
frank: whats up?
charlie: baby batter blizzard.
frank: i love you.
when you shoot a load in a blizzard frozen treat and feed it to some wh-r-, probably tylers mom
“i just gave tyler’s wh-r- -ss mom a baby batter blizzard”
“oh snap ! that b-tch sits four!”
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