baby seal clubber
one who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. since there are no courses, and one’s b-lls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
me-we’ll use that iceberg as the putting green, don’t you think?
andrew- ok, i’ll go first. hand me that driver.
-andrew hits baby seal-
me-looks like you went oob there.
-hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal-
hippy on seal: you’ll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
me-have it your way…
-hits hippy and seal-
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